Week 10; BOC lawyer jokes

1.What's the difference between an attorney and a pit bull?
Jewelry.    http://brainden.com/lawyer-jokes.htm

2.  It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets. http://www.jokesandhumor.com/jokes/225.html

3.  Q: What do you call a lawyer gone bad?
        A: Senator.  http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Lawyer.htm

4. Q.   What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of

          buffalo?

A. The lawyer charges more. http://www.awpi.com/Combs/Humor/lawyers.html